I realized today that I have a cheap cell phone. “Why?” you ask. Well, as we all know that Wednesday morning, Mars will be the closest to the earth than it has been in quite a long time. Of course, this same event will happen again on August 28, 2287. So, I decided to go to my cell phone and set a friendly reminder for myself, or whomever owns my phone by 2287, so that they would know to look for Mars in the night sky. However, the phone doesn’t take dates beyond December 31, 2099! I tell you, I bought a defective product. Do you think that I could send this in an get my money back, due to flaws in the product design?So, I’m just sitting here wondering whether I could just get away with it. I’m sure that people will tell me that the manufacturer would probably not comply, but I think that there are plenty of crazy lawsuits out there, so why not start one of my own? I think I’ll call one of those TV lawyers tonight and see what they say.