I got a horrible fortune cookie today. Not to say that it wasn’t tasty and enjoyable to eat, it’s just that the fortune was not very good. This is what it said: “Your fastidious nature has much more fun this year!” In order to decipher it, click on the word fastidious to see a definition. That’s right meticulous and difficult to please. So, how is that part of my nature supposed to have ‘much more fun?’ I guess I’m not the only victim of a horrible fortune cookie. I agree that we should let Homer Simpson write our fortune cookies. I would like to go on a short sea voyage…